To bet on it or not to bet on it
A day after I got my eye cut out, Gus showed up at the hospital. I was blind and...– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via uries)
Beach Boys walk into a bar:
Get a round?
I'll get a round.
At times, I feel like I am the older sibling.
sarahpiee: The Offspring | You’re Gonna Go Far,...
bblestrade: motherhonker: DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE what