theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

If you keep being mean to Church, Church will just keep being mean to you, and then everyone will be mean to everyone all the time, and everything will be bad and no one will have fun. I mean, c’mon! Is this really what you want? You just- you just want to be angry and mean all the time? Because that is dumb! And you know what? You are dumb for thinking that! So Church left, and maybe some of us were sad, but you know what? That is okay!

(Source: mattyberninger)

My problem was that no one ever needed me as much as I needed them.

(58/365) by (KJ)

(Source: kjpoems)

Listen, okay? Listen. This is your chance, for you and this boy. I don’t trust myself to keep you two safe… Not anymore. Please. I’m begging you, please stay here. Stay here where it’s safe. Where you two’ll have a chance. You will meet people. You will make friends. People better than me… good people. That don’t have to look at you and feel ashamed at what they’ve put you through… Please, Clem… Where you won’t have to sleep with a gun next to you every night. Where you can be a kid for a while. (requested by zuzzolek)

(Source: hellbornunicorn)

kamikaze2007:

yourpantseridan:

signelchan:

kamikaze2007:

okay i don’t even find boys attractive but

freddie from icarly got really attractive

do find boys attractive and

freddie from icarly got really attractive

Sounds like someone wants to spend

image

i don’t know a single thing about this game but

oh my god

championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

(Source: -teesa-)

ohtinuviel:

My dear Sam. You cannot always be torn in two. You will have to be one and whole for many years. You have so much to enjoy and to be and to do. Your part in the story will go on.

hellgated:

karaokeandmime:

dennys:

Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….

Denny’s what the hell

hellgated:

karaokeandmime:

dennys:

Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….

Denny’s what the hell

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman)

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

brainstatic:

nudityandnerdery:

Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.

Best literary analysis ever.

(Source: camf825)